So I hit a figurative speedbump this past week, the result of which metaphorically dumped me off the road into a ditch. A metaphorical tow truck then pulled me out, but the whole incident necessitated body repairs. This is my cryptic way of saying that we’ll have to skip posts for a week. Everything’s fine, though (or you probably wouldn’t even be receiving this brief missive) — everything back to normal next Wednesday!

I would think a week is highly optimistic.
The worst of it is over. I’m just about ready to write!
Wishing you a speedy recovery!
Thank you! I’m doing alright. Back next week!